1.I am a child of GOD, I am a spiritual, intelligent heterosexual black woman professionally engaged in the telecommunications industry. 2.My presence on the planet is NOT neccessarily an indication that I am looking for my soulmate! BP is not the place find one, I think most people should know that by now. However if that is what you are about, PLEASE LET GOD GUIDE YOU,cause the planet can be a scary place!!!Cause ya know people do get cybermacked/played and that is no fun. 3.I am a drama-free, stress-free laid back type of person. 4.I like making the acquaintance of people from various walks of life. I hope that I can make lasting friendships on this planet. 5.I am drawn to people who are upbeat,have a great sense of humor(I find this trait particularly attractive in men) among other things. 6.I like engaging in converations of substance. I have a need to learn and to grow and I like to surround myself with people who are always climbing upwards.I like hanging out with ambitious people
7.I have not apprehended all that one should so I am constantly making changes and trying to be a better me. 8. Please be honest with me above all else, if you are married LET ME KNOW, if you are involved LET ME KNOW, dont hide stuff like that from me. Dont deceive me in order to chat with me. I can be a friend to you even though you are involved. It is just nice to know where the boundaries are.
9. This page does not include any self promoting statements/ebonics/vulgarity that is typically found on the planet simply because it is too pedestrian to do so. You will only find positive vibes here.10. Signing my guestbook is not a neccessity, only a mere courtesy.
One Guy Didn`t | ||
Two guys committed crimes. One guy didn`t. Three guys were given government trials. Two guys had fair trials. One guy didn`t. Three guys were whipped and beaten. Two guys had it coming. One guy didn`t. Three guys were given crosses to carry. Two guys earned their crosses. One guy didn`t. Three guys were mocked and spit at along the way. Two guys cursed and spit back. One guy didn`t.Three guys were nailed to crosses. Two guys deserved it.One guy didn`t. |
![]() | Three guys agonized over their abandonment. Two guys had reason to be abandoned. One guy didn`t. Three guys talked while hanging on their crosses. Two guys argued. One guy didn`t. Three guys knew death was coming. Two guys resisted. One guy didn`t. One. Two.Three guys died on three crosses. Three days later. Two guys remained in their graves.One guy didn`t. |
AND THAT ONE GUY LOVES YOU AND ME VERY MUCH! THANK HIM FOR EVERYTHING! |
The Pit
A man fell into a pit and couldn`t get himself out.
A subjective person came along and said, "I feel for you downthere."
An objective person walked by and said, "It`s logical that someone would fall down there."
A Pharisee said, "Only bad people fall into pits."
A mathematician calculated how he fell into the pit.
A news reporter wanted the exclusive story on the pit.
An IRS agent asked if he was paying taxes on the pit.
A self-pitying person said, "You haven`t seen anything until you`ve seem my pit."
A fire-and-brimstone preacher said, "You deserve your pit."
A Christian Scientist observed, "The pit is just in your mind."
A psychologist noted, "Your mother and father are to blame for your being in that pit."
A self-esteem therapist said, "Believe in yourself and you can get out of that pit."
An optimist said, "Things could be worse."
A pessimist claimed,"Things will get worse. "
Jesus, seeing the man, took him by the hand and lifted him out of the pit.
- Author Unknown
1. "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) 2. "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) 3. "Many of life`s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." (Thomas Alva Edison) 4. Never give your pearls to swines, lest they trample you under foot(from the Bible)
5. "Height reached and kept by great men were not attained by sudden flight! BUT they while their companions slept, were toiling upward through the night."
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?" "Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using all these awful 4-letter words! You`ve got to come get me and take me home... PLEASE MAMA!" "Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words???" "Oh, mama...words like: DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK..."
Her mother said, " I`LL PICK YOU UP IN TEN MINUTES!!!
A woman hired a contractor to repaint the interior of her house. The woman walked the man through the second floor of her home and told him what colors she wanted for each room. As they walked through the first room, the woman said, "I think I would like this room in a cream color." The contractor wrote on his clipboard, walked to the window, opened it and yelled out, "Green side up!" He then closed the window and continued following the woman to the next room. The woman looked confused, but proceeded with her tour. "In this room, I was thinking of an off blue." Again, the contractor wrote this down, went to the window, opened it and yelled out, "Green side up!" This baffled the woman, but she was hesitant to say anything. In the next room, the woman said she would like it painted in a light rose color. And once more, the contractor opened the window and yelled, "Green side up!" Struck with curiosity, the woman mustered up the nerve to ask, "Why do you keep yelling `Green side up` out my window every time I tell you the color I would like the room?" The contractor replied, "Because I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street."HEY IF YOU HAVE ANY GOOD CLEAN JOKES YOU WANT TO SHARE, LEAVE THEM IN MY GUEST BOOK, AND REMEMBER, IT`S JUST JOKES BABY!